Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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