K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My legs feel like baby dolphins
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
