no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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