I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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