Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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