Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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