I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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