oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
