Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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