I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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