I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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