no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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