I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Dignity is for republicans.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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