Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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