Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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