I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
my sisters under your porch take her home
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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