The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Randomize
