I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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