Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
they're like a gay fantastic four
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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