Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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