Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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