I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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