I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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