all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I love you.
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