thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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