Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Randomize
