Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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