do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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