i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
The air taste purple.
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