I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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