your thong is hanging out like whoa
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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