She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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