Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Randomize
