That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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