i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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