Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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