You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Randomize
