should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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