im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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