I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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