I CAN MOONWALK!
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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