Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I just want nice things and good sex
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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