There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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