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try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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