Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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