If that was your dad, he is hot
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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