This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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