well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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