you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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