six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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