Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
babies were throwing up all over the place
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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