whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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