Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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