I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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