Its about making memories worth repressing
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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