How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Randomize
