do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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