windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You are the jesus of drinking
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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