i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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